Robot Poet Creates Dreadful Poetry for Your iPhone

By on Oct 29, 2013 at 2:21 pm

Dallas, Texas – Dig the daring of ee cummings? Love the lyricism of Lord Byron? Want the wisdom of Walt Whitman? Then this isn’t the app for you! Purple Falcon today announces Robo-Poet 1.2, its new entertainment app for iOS. Robo-Poet randomizes and matches endless phrases to hilarious effect. He’s been programmed to be a poet. But due to bugs in his software, he mixes everything up and outputs dreadful poetry. The resulting nonsense recalls the inspired idiocy of Monty Python and writings of Woody Allen. His frightening verse is sure to entertain, annoy and irritate even the most serious-minded individuals.

A typical example:

“She is beautiful today
Give that bear a poke
Shy thimbles run away
The blighter was a bloke.”

* Tap on the “Another!” button to generate a new bit of rhyming nonsense.
* Tap the share button to send the horrific poetry to your friends via text, email, Twitter, and Facebook

Standing apart from the vast sea of sameness in mobile apps, Purple Falcon’s “Robo” series of applications offer a welcome and refreshing change. Aside from Poet, the software company also offers Robo-Philosopher and Robo-Doctor.

Device Requirements:
* iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch
* Requires iOS 6.0 or later
* Optimized for iPhone 5
* 0.7 MB Hard Drive space

Pricing and Availability:
Robo-Poet 1.2 is only $0.99 USD (or equivalent amount in other currencies) and available worldwide exclusively through the App Store in the Entertainment category.

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Located in Dallas, Texas/USA, Purple Falcon Software was founded in 2003 by Jeffrey Dale Starr. After starting out as an enterprise web application and database company, in recent years the company has shifted its focus to mobile applications, particularly targeting iPhone and iPad. Purple Falcon’s main areas of app development pertain to Humor, Educational Apps for Children, Games, and Mobile Journals. All Material and Software (C) 2003-2013 Purple Falcon Software / All Rights Reserved. Apple, the Apple logo, iPhone, iPod and iPad are registered trademarks of Apple Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. Other trademarks and registered trademarks may be the property of their respective owners.